LOTR Inspired Song Parodies

Lord of the Rings Rhapsody

Imladris

Jingle of the Twin Bells

Gimli’s Song (Hi Ho Hi Ho)

The Return of the King (The Twelve Days of Christmas)

Lose Yourself Frodo (Lose Yourself)

The Ringbearer Hobbit – I, Frodo Baggins(to the tune of Man of La Mancha – I, Don Quixote)

The Hobbit Song (The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers)

Where’s my Ring Again? (What’s my Age Again?)

Spider-Sam (Spider-man)

Put it on (Pass it On)

Two Towers Pie (American Pie)

Our Favorite Ring (My Favorite Things)


Lord of the Rings Rhapsody (Tune of: Bohemian Rhapsody)

Frodo: Is this the real life, Or is it just a dream? My uncle left me Now I’m all alone, so it seems, Open my eyes, What’s that on the floor by me? Ooh, it’s a gold ring! I wonder what this means

Gandalf: Frodo, you’ve got to know, got to see, This small ring sets evil free, Don’t waste time drinking tea, This ring really should be destroyed, Destroyed. Samwise, you go along, Please don’t let this hobbit die

Sam: Worry not, for I will try

Frodo and Sam: Now we’re Walking through a field But now Pippin and Merry knocked us down

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry: Falling, oo-ooh

Pippin: I almost fell in poo

Frodo: I think there might be something up ahead Off the road, off the road

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry: Being followed by a Ringwraith

Gatekeeper: Hobbits!

Frodo: Please let us in

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, and Merry: Prancing Pony, here we come

Pippin: That’s a pint?! I’m getting one!

Aragorn: I know, little Frodo You’ve got a ring

Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry and Aragorn: Gotta leave this place and go to Rivendell

Sam: Frodo, oo-ooh, I hope you don’t die

Arwen: I will take you to my father Elrond

Elrond: Let’s have a council to begin a fellowship

Council, not Frodo: Where’s the ring? Where’s the ring? Who will take it to Mordor?

Frodo: I am very frightened, But you can rely on me

Aragorn: You have my sword

Legolas: You have my bow

Gimli: You have my axe

Fellowship: Come on, let’s go

Elrond: Fellowship, good luck to you

Fellowship: We have to go-o-o-o-o

Frodo: I’m just a hobbit Home I desire

Fellowship, not Frodo: He’s just a hobbit He is from the Shire Frodo, save us From Sauron’s eternal fire

Fellowship: Mountain’s cold Caves are old

Gollum: Gollum wants his gold

Fellowship, not Gandalf: Say, Gandalf, oh! Oh, which way should we go?

Gandalf: Here we go!

Fellowship, not Gandalf: Oh, Gandalf! You’re beaten by a foe!

Gandalf: Better go!

Frodo: No, Gandalf

Sam: Oh, how were we to know?

Aragorn: Didn’t know!

Legolas: No, we did not know!

Pippin and Merry: No, no, no!

Gimli: Oh, we didn’t know!

Aragorn: Let him go-o-o-o!

Frodo: No, no, no, no, no, no, no!

Aragorn: We have to go We have to go No time for crying, don’t you know

Fellowship: Lothlorien is a haven in the woods For us, for us, for us!

Galadriel: Will you look in the mirror that shows many things? It shows you what will come if Sauron gets that ring! Oh, Frodo! You must not fail us, Frodo!

Frodo: I’ll do my best Just wait til the end of this quest

Aragorn: Boromir is dead now

Legolas: Soon you will be king

Frodo: Sam, let’s go to Mordor

Frodo and Sam: It’s time to destroy this evil ring

Fellowship: Fellowship is broken

 

by Aragorns_Girl333


Imladris (based on “Country House” by Blur)

Small Hole Dweller

Successful fella

Thought to himself

“Oops I’ve got a lot of money

The hell with the Sackville-Bagginses

I’m a professional cynic

And tired of all this

I’m paying the price of living life with the One Ring

Caught up by the years eventually”

Yes it preys on him

The One Ring !

Now he lives in a house, a very big house in Imladris

Writing in his big red book, eating Elvish food, in Imladris

He takes the time to narrate his very great Hobbit’s tale in Imladris

It’s like an old’s people house, lots of peace and calm in Imladris

Now here’s Frodo Baggins

His life’s a different story

Everything was very nice and pretty

Til’ he met up with the One Ring

He’s meeting Strider, fighting a Black Rider

He’s a brave Hobbit

And everyone wants to protect him

Oh Glorfindel’s there, finally

To the Ford they ride

With the One Ring

(He) Wakes up in a room, a very big room, in Imladris

He’s got a pain in his chest, so he needs a lot of rest, in Imladris

Before the Quest goes on, in the house of Elrond, in Imladris

It’s like an old’s people house, lots of peace and calm in Imladris

by Emy


Jingle of the Twin Bells

Verse 1

Jingle Bells, Gollum smells

Frodo took the ring

Eowyn’s in Edoras

And Aragorn is King, Hey!

Revised Verse 1

Oh, Jingle Bells, Gandalf fell

With Balrog right upfront

Orcs swarm all ovverrrr

While Aragorn is on a hunt, Hey!

Verse 2

Jingle Bells, Smeagol smells

Gondor’s ruled by a nut

Which Saruman tried to destroy, but Gandalf kicked

His butt!

Revised Verse 2

Jingle Bells, Smeagol smells

Shadowfax is white

And he helps Gandalf too

Thru great big times of plight

Verse 3

Dodging thru Mount Doom

Killing ugly orcs

Gandalf is alive

And Saruman lost his cork, hahaha

Revised Verse 3

Riding thru Rohan

Eomer gives bad news

While Chopping off orcs’ heads

There may have been hobbits too

Verse 4

Gondor’s going to fall

Now nazgul can fly

Sauron’s evil is spreading

And Arwen’s going to die

Revised Verse 4

Pippin sings a tune

While the steward gnaws

Nazgul are attacking

Soon Gondor’s going to fall!

Verse 5

Middle Earth is doomed

And the dwarves don’t care

Frodo go entombed

While in Shelob’s lair

Revised Verse 5

Middle Earth is doomed

And the dwarves don’t care

Legolas is mad

Cause he messed up his hair

Verse 6

Oh, Jingle Bells, Towers fell

Arwen is a wife

All the elves sailed to the west

And Frodo gets a life, Hey!

Verse 7

Oh, Jingle Bells, Aragorn smells

Cause he needs to bathe

Legolas is shooting Wargs

And dancing all the way, Hey!

Revised Verse 7

Oh, Jingle Bells, Samwise spells

Cause Gollum does not know

Frodo gets kidnapped

He can’t tell friend from foooeee!

By Allison and Erin


Gimli’s Song (to the tune of “HiHoHiHo It’s off to Work we Go)

Hi ho hi ho

We’re off to kill Frodo

With a bucketand spade,

And a hand granade!

Hi ho hi ho hi ho.

Hi ho Frodo

Walks terribaly slow!

And he whines to boot,

But he’s so darn cute!

Hi ho hi ho hi ho

Hi ho hi ho

Where did my Leggy go?

He’s deserted me,

The two timing beep!

Hi ho hi ho hi ho

Hi ho hi ho

Off to war we go

See the uruk hai,

And learn to fly!

Hi ho hi ho hi ho….

Written and submitted by Formencalma and Mitvarwen


The Return of the King (to the tune of ‘The Twelve Days of Christmas’)

Frodo: I left the Shire, for this hopeless trip,

I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Gollum: We wants back the precious that those tricksy hobbits stole,

Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Eowyn: I’m tired of staying home, I want to help and fight,

Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Sam: I’ve gotta protect Frodo; that Gollum’s goin’ bad,

Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Aragorn: I want to win the battle, then marry my elven queen,

I’m gonna be King!!! {like 5 golden rings}

Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Merry and Pippin: Now that we are knights, we can do good deeds,

We’re gonna be heroes!

Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!

Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Legolas: I’m tired of Middle-earth, and this stupid war,

I’ve gotta see the sea!

Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!

Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!

Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Arwen: I don’t want to pass away with my people on grey ships,

Gotta marry my lover!

Legolas: I’ve gotta see the sea!

Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!

Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!

Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

Gimli: My stupid beard is long again, afraid to use my axe,

I havta find a razor!!!

Arwen: Gotta marry my lover!

Legolas: I’ve gotta see the sea!

Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!

Aragorn: I’m gonna be king!!!

Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn:: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the precious!

Frodo: And I gotta destroy the evil One Ring!

All (except Gollum): We have to defeat Sauron, but how will we do that?

Gotta win the war!

Gimli: I havta find a razor!

Arwen: Gotta marry my lover!

Legolas: I’ve gotta see the sea!

Merry and Pippin: We’re gonna be heroes!

Aragorn: I’M GONNA BE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam: Havta get rid of Gollum!

Eowyn: Gotta go with my love!

Gollum: Must get the Precious!

All (except Gollum): AND WE’VE GOTTA DESTROY THE EVIL ONE RING!!!

Gollum: (spoken) Nooooooooo precious!!!!!

Aragorn: I’M GONNA BE KING!!! I’M GONNA

Legolas: Oh, shut up.

by Aravail


“Lose yourself Frodo” sung by Frodo (to the tune of “Lose Yourself by Eminem)

Look

If you had

One shot

Or one opportunity

To destroy the dark lord Sauron

In three movies

Would you go for it?

Or just let it slip?

Yo

My palms are sweaty

Knees weak, ring is heavy

There’s orcs shooting at us already

Running steady

Gandalf’s nervous, but on the surface

He looks calm and ready

To take down

The Balrog on the setting

But he falls down

The whole crowd calls so loud

He opens his mouth

Only three words come out

He’s dying now

Everybody’s crying now

I’m fading out

Dream’s done

Over, BLOW!

Snap back to reality

Oh! There goes gravity

Oh! There go Sam and me

Gollum! I’m so mad that he

Won’t give up easily

No! He can’t have it! He knows

Without the ring he’s toast

And that bothers him most

Won’t be long ’till he’s broke

He’s so mad cause he knows

If he gets back to his murky home

That’s when it’s

Back on his search again, Yo

That means Sam and me

Better get moving and hurry and toss the ring

Or you’re gonna

Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You’ll want it, you’ll wanna never let it go

I’ve only got one shot, I’m not

Missing my chance to go

To Mt. Doom to destroy

The dark lord Sauron

You’re gonna

Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You’ll want it, you’ll wanna never let it go

I’ve only got one shot, I’m not

Missing my chance to go

To Mt. Doom and defeat

The dark lord Sauron

You’re gonna

Sauron’s escaping

Through the One Ring, it’s gaping

This world is his for the taking

Nazgul king!

As we toward the, gates of Mordor

The quest grows far from boring

Cause right now Gollum

Wants to head toward a

Road that’s much harder

And goes on much farther

One slip, it’s all over

He’s true to his honor

And so on we go

It’s getting way harder

Lonely roads on and on

Farther and farther

The eye’s burning hotter

We press on and

Every day it burns hotter

We made it through the Dead Marsh

That’s a starter

My mind ain’t mine anymore; it’s like Gollum

Who moves onto his next soul

They call Smeagol

Who’s small and knows nadda

And so the soap opera concludes and unfolds

To dispose his old partner

But the tale goes on

Dede dum de dum dada

I’m gonna

Lose myself

In the legend, the One Ring

I’ve got it, I’m gonna never let it go

I’ve only got one shot, I cannot

Miss my chance to go

To Mt. Doom to destroy

The dark lord Sauron

You’re gonna

Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You’ll want it, you’ll wanna never let it go

I’ve only got one shot, I’m not

Missing my chance to go

To Mt. Doom and defeat

The dark lord Sauron

You’re gonna

No more games

I been changed

I’m filled with rage

We were captured by the rangers

And locked up; caged

My goal was simple it the beginning

The mood all changed

I’ve been brain-washed

And chopped up

And forced on stage

But I kept trying and kept pace with old Strider

Getting drawn to Mt. Doom like rats to Pied Piper

All the pain inside amplified by the

Fact that I can’t by in this kind of

Fight, and I can’t provide the right type of

Life for my friends, cause man that old Faramir’s mood just won’t lighten

Might be a movie, but man the plot’s hyper

This is my quest and these times are so hard

And they’re getting even harder

Tryin’ to save the world around me, plus

Sam and all them

I’m torn

Between being a hero and an ego-swollen

Monster. Faramir brings he down, the site’s

Too much for me to wanna

Stand in spot

And have it all forgot, he’s gotten me,

To the point, I’m like a snail, I’ve got

To formulate a plot

Or end up with Smeagol shot

Escape is my only run-a-mucking option,

Capture’s not

Sam I love you

And that’s why we’ve got to go

I cannot grow old from Sauron’s plot

So off we go; it’s our shot

Feet fail us not

This may be the only opportunity that we got

Or we’re gonna

Lose ourselves

In the legend, the One Ring

We’ve got it, we’re gonna have to let it go

We’ve only got one shot, wer’e not

Mising our chance to go

To Mt. Doom to destroy

The dark lord Sauron

You’re gonna

Lose yourself

In the legend, the One Ring

You’ll want it, you’ll wanna never let it go

I’ve only got one shot, I’m not

Missing my chance to go

To Mt. Doom and defeat

The dark lord Sauron

We’re gonna

You can do anything you set your mind to, man.

By Kyler aka KRRouse


The Ringbearer Hobbit – I, Frodo Baggins (to the tune of Man of La Mancha – I, Don Quixote)

FRODO:

So I lived in the Shire in good old Bag End

And I lived with my uncle Bilbo

But one day Bilbo gave me a strange golden Ring

And Mordor is where I must go

I am I, Frodo Baggins, the Ringbearer Hobbit

My destiny tells me to go

To the Mountain of Fire with my Ring of Power

That once did belong to Bilbo

Though my quest really does blow

Onward to Mordor I go!

SAM:

I’m Samwise, yes, I’m Samwise

I’ll follow my master till the end

I’ll tell all the Shire proudly

I’m his gardener, I’m his friend

FRODO:

Well, an elderly wizard is here by my side

And three Hobbits, a Dwarf and an Elf

There’s two Men to protect me but strangely enough

I’d rather just go by myself

FRODO:

I am I, Frodo Baggins

The Ringbearer Hobbit

My destiny tells me

To go

To the Mountain of Fire

With my Ring of Power

That once did belong

To Bilbo

Though our quest

Really does blow

Onward to Mordor we go!

SAM:

I’m Samwise

Yes, I’m Samwise

I’ll follow my master

Till the end

I’ll tell all

The Shire proudly

I’m his gardener

I’m his friend

Though our quest

Really does blow

Onward to Mordor we go!

By BJNeuwirth


The Hobbit Song (Sung to “The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers”)

The wonderful thing about hobbits

Is hobbits are wonderful things

Their feets are made out of rubber

Their curls are made out of springs

They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun fun fun fun FUN!

And the most wonderful thing about hobbits

Is we’ve the bestest one!

The wonderful thing about hobbits

Is hobbits are wonderful chaps

They’re loaded with vim and with vigor

They love to leap in your laps

They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy pouncy

Fun fun fun fun FUN!

But the most wonderful thing about hobbits

Is we’ve the bestest one.

Hobbits are wonderful fellahs.

Hobbits are awfully sweet.

Everyone elses is jealous,

And that’s why I repeat…

The wonderful thing about hobbits

Is hobbits are wonderful things

Their feets are made out of rubber

Their curls are made out of springs

They’re bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncey

Fun fun fun fun FUN!

And the most wonderful thing about hobbits

Is we’ve the bestest one!

Submitted by: Nibblet

Wriiten by : Lord of the Laughs


Where’s my Ring Again? (to the tune of What’s my Age Again?)

I forged a ring, convinced Noldor

To enslaved the people of middle earth

All my power, in one ring

But then they figured out my plan

And that’s about the time they started war with me

No one liked my little evil spree

Those annoying Elves, gave no mercy

What the hell’s a detainee?

We were defeted but I go east

More power I will gain

More power I will gain

Then later on, from Mordor

Led an army, attacked Gondor

Killed Elendil, dead bodies, oh I love to linger

I broke his sword, then his kid cut off my finger

No one likes you when your evil and an amputee

Where’s my ring again?

Where’s my ring again?

So I hear my ring is with a hobbit

If I get it back I can have my little evil sprees!

But then again there are these darn talking trees

Where’s my ring again?

Where’s my ring again?

That’s about the time that hobbit lost a digit too

What comes around goes around so just say Wohoo!

But then this is when

I never get to be corporeal again

I hate Gollum.

Where’s my ring again?

Where’s my ring again?

submitted by MK


“Spider-Sam” (to the tune of Spiderman!)

Spider-Sam, Spider-Sam

does whatever a hobbit can.

Pretty strong, small in size

serves his Master, good Samwise.

Look out! Here comes his frying pan!

In the chill of Night,

at the scene of the crime

with Earendil’s light,

he arrives just in time!

Spider-Sam, Spider-Sam,

friendly neiborhood Spider-Sam!

Works Bag End,

not ignored…

Frodo is, his reward!

To him, life is a great big bang-up!

He’ll cook potatoes with some luck…

Here comes the Spider-Sam!

By FrodoNinMeleth


‘Put it On’ (to the tune of “Pass it On” by The Coral)

sung by Gollum

Everyday I recognise

Both the hobbits I despise.

One has blue eyes and dark hair

He has our precious- thats not fair!

And dont forget that hobbit Sam

He kills Orcs with a frying pan.

Oh, they’ll be sorry at the end

I’ll make them think that I’m their friend.

Chorus:

And when they’re gone

And all this is done

I’ll get my precious

and I’ll put it on.

All we asks for is some fish

And our precious to live with.

But what do we gets instead?

Some ‘taters’ and some elvish bread.

But we will get what we wants soon

When they both go to their doom!

Oh, they’ll be sorry at the end

They think that We are their friend.

(Chorus repeats)

Written and submitted by Suzy


The Two Towers Pie (Tune of: American Pie)

A long, long time ago

I can still remember how that council back in Rivendell

Decided to destroy the ring

So Bilbo gave me his sword Sting

And we bid the elves a very fond farewell

But my thoughts started getting clearer

With each day that we got nearer

I might not live through this

But I know I must do this

I know when Gandalf fell I cried

Cause I couldn’t keep the tears inside

I lost my mentor and my guide

From fate, I cannot

hide

Refrain:

The ring, ring, such a tiny, wee thing

It’s so strange that it should cause us all so much suffering

I think it’s taking hold cause now I’m starting to sing

I’ll destroy it in “Return of the King”

Destroy it in “Return of the King”

I’ve been sad since I was torn

From Gimli, Legolas, and Aragorn

I had to set out on my own

Ah, but they came up with a real great plan

To track the orcs across the land

Well, they went together so they’re not all alone

Well, I hope they find my hobbit friends

Cause I’d like to see them both again

They traveled day and night

Just to save them from their plight

They went into the woods to find that pair

What a sight they found, they had to stop and stare

Cause they saw Gandalf standing there

I bet they were surprised

I started singin’

(Refrain)

Now for three days we’ve been going round

In circles, I think Sam almost frowned

But that won’t help to get us there

When a creature came for the precious ring

And I said, “Remember your friend Sting?”

And his voice, it gave us such a scare

Oh, and Gollum said he knew the way

And so we went without delay

We went up to the border

Into the land of Mordor

But when we got there the gate was closed

Our hiding spot was near exposed

We’ll never make it I supposed

And yet I have to try

We were singing’

(Refrain)

Back in Rohan, not everything was well

Because Theoden was under a spell

All he could do was sit and drool

So Gandalf came and rescued him

Then Wormtongue started looking mighty grim

Cause he saw that everyone knows he’s a fool

Now Theoden would not go to war

Though evil lurked outside his door

The tension was increased

Oh, when Aragorn saw his niece

Cause the elf necklace he’d always worn

Made Eowyn feel so forlorn

See How she looks at Aragorn

Her love can’t be disguised

We started singin’

(Refrain)

Oh, and there they were all in Helm’s Deep

The Rohan people couldn’t sleep

With Saruman outside the gate

So come on, get

your weapons, everyone

This probably won’t be much fun

Cause his army seems unusually irate

Oh, the enemy did not retreat

But the king would not admit defeat

They battled through the night

But could they win this fight?

Well, the enemy blew up the wall

But there they met their downfall

Because Gandalf came to join the brawl

The end was now in sight

We were singin’

(Refrain)

The Ents demolished Isengard

By flooding Saruman’s backyard

Pippin and Merry told them to

I want to see my friends someday

But from my quest I must not stray

cause I’m finally close to what I have to do

And someday they might tell our tale

Supposing that we do not fail

But

Gollum might destroy us

It’s starting to annoy us

Cause in his head he did decide

That he might commit homicide

But I’ve got Samwise by my side

And we’ll destroy the ring

And we were singing’

(Refrain)

We were singin’

The ring, ring, such a tiny, wee thing

It’s so strange that it should cause us all so much suffering

I think it’s taking hold cause now I’m starting to sing

I’ll destroy it in “Return of the King”

Submitted by – Jamie Cox

Author – unknown


Our Favorite Ring (parody of My Favorite Things)

Slippy rockses we likes and small dark pools,

Misty mountainses and streams so cool,

Nice fresh fishes, raw and wrigglings,

These are a few of our favorite things.

When the nasty Hobbit comes,

And steals our preciouss,

When we is feeling mad,

We’s simply remembers our favorite ring,

And then we’s don’t feel, so bads

by Alex M.